- Re-blog someone else’s effort.
- Copy and paste (sneakier and better than re-blogging since you can take the credit without doing the work).
- Use pictures or videos.
- Write the first thing that comes into your head.
- Share your sexual fantasies with the world (but don’t be surprised if the world isn’t interested).
- An advice blog on how to blog (or even on how to blog quickly).
- String something together from your favourite song lyrics.
- What would Bruce Lee (or whoever you happened to dig) say about some current news story. And, of course, Bruce would say with regard to Alexis Wright – the alleged Zumba Madam with her own porn channel- that every good athlete deserves to be famous.
- A column on self-referentality considered as a post-modern groove sensation!
- Do a list blog (10 greatest eusosleaze movies of all time, 10 sleaziest chancers in the London art world etc.).
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!
Comment by Mark Kaye on 2012-10-19 15:00:11 +0000
Wouldn’t it have been easier to blog on the ten fastest ways to write a blog comment?
Comment by The Plagiarist on 2012-10-19 17:34:14 +0000
I’ve copied it already and will paste in onto my blog in the next day or so….
Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-10-19 18:08:11 +0000
I will be referencing this in my efforts to be blogtastic!
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-10-19 20:58:56 +0000
Great! The more you post the less anyone will notice if I copy and paste the odd blog from you!
Comment by 300hz on 2012-10-19 21:44:13 +0000
«a» just for this Dr T, you have become my A.Huxley, cheers.
Comment by 300hz on 2012-10-19 21:47:14 +0000
novice nerd i’ll try again…
“A column on self-referentality considered as a post-modern groove sensation!”
just for this Dr T, you have become my A.Huxley, cheers.
Comment by Dragon Chen on 2012-10-19 23:34:18 +0000
Point 8 you got it wrong on Bruce Lee – he’d say Alexis Wright needs to work more on her fitness and on her dancing. She’s got a long way to go to get the top of her game on both of these, even if she ain’t right at the bottom….
Comment by Pete Jones on 2012-10-20 13:31:45 +0000
I want more pictures
Comment by John Lewis on 2012-10-20 14:26:42 +0000
You forgot about that old classic – my top 10 fav. department stores!
Comment by The Man in the Iron Mask on 2012-10-20 15:03:31 +0000
If you want an ‘old classic’ you have to go back a century before the department store to lists about houses of ill repute eg Covent Garden – the Top 10 Brothels.
Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-10-20 16:08:43 +0000
I have already done number one but I asked permission-seemed the gallant thing to do.
Comment by THE REAL PLAGIARIST on 2012-10-20 17:23:18 +0000
…a strange sense of deja vu…
Comment by dutch oven on 2012-10-20 21:04:55 +0000
Keep Harpers on, tittle Tatler hits the spot. You are always in Blogue.
Comment by The Post-Modern Plagiarist on 2012-10-20 21:49:11 +0000
I could have sworn someone else said that….
Comment by Michael Roth on 2012-10-21 05:52:48 +0000
Re-blogging is so Web 2.0. I can’t wait to see what we can do with Web 3.0!
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-10-21 15:06:44 +0000
You’re so right – this place sucks! Forward to Web 3.0, the communist web!
@ TMITIM – and doing the top ten brothels in the area on the border of Cripplegate Without and St Lukes in the early seventeenth-century might be nice….. just outside the old city wall… or Whitefriars in that period too! Lots of brothels in both those places then, now it is more bankers…..
@ The Real Plagiarist – I’m thinking The 10 Best Ways To Remove Tea Stains From A Cup might be the best fast blog we could steal off each other!
Comment by Dave Coit on 2012-10-21 16:44:02 +0000
You’re out of date. 5 is the new 10.
Comment by Scotch Alex on 2012-10-21 22:22:10 +0000
Isn’t it even quicker if you just don’t bother writing a blog?
Comment by Geoff Southfield on 2012-10-22 00:22:13 +0000
But Alex if there wasn’t a blog you wouldn’t be able to add your put-down comments!
Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-10-22 20:25:33 +0000
Big up the Bolshevik web!