Seven Wonders Of The World Wide Web!

  1. Self-obsession, self-referentiality, solipsism, egotism and narcissism: «a href=“https://stewarthomesociety.org/blog/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/" target="_blank” rel=“noopener noreferrer”>https://stewarthomesociety.org/blog/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
  2. The sheer amount of resources poured into search engine optimisation (SEO) which is a zero sum game: <https://blog.stewarthomesociety.org/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
  3. The reduction in the number of items in list blogs as attention spans shorten. Lists blogs are increasingly made up of less than ten items: <https://blog.stewarthomesociety.org/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
  4. Repetition of basically the same information again and again: <https://blog.stewarthomesociety.org/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
  5. Link wheels creating a pattern of links that flow from one website to another and which finally link to a targeted website requiring promotion (SEO): <https://blog.stewarthomesociety.org/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
  6. Cynicism and nihilism: <https://blog.stewarthomesociety.org/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
  7. Seven & seven is – in this instance seven and seven  is actually less than one since we’ve reached the implosion point of capitalist ideology: <https://blog.stewarthomesociety.org/2012/09/09/seven-wonders-of-the-world-wide-web/>
    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

Comments

Comment by Juan Posadas on 2012-09-09 21:19:09 +0000

I thought about commenting on this blog but it seemed too much like talking to myself!

Comment by SEO Steve on 2012-09-09 22:40:24 +0000

Anyone out there know how I can fix the puncture in my link wheel?

Comment by David Cameron on 2012-09-10 01:10:30 +0000

7 & 7 Is LOL – and that’s Arthur Lee’s Love rather than laughs….

Comment by Michael Roth on 2012-09-10 03:25:18 +0000

Love the links. Although I get the feeling that every website on the web is starting to look the same.

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-09-10 08:30:39 +0000

Cool.

Comment by The Man in the Iron Mask on 2012-09-10 10:44:25 +0000

Yeah, about as cool as a pig’s arse on a summer’s day… The web makes me feel good and bad. Arthur Lee played with such contradictions: ‘the snot has caked against my pants/it has turned into crystal’…

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-09-10 14:15:53 +0000

The web is all formula these days – it makes me feel like I’m six weeks old again….

Comment by Steve Hyde on 2012-09-10 15:20:32 +0000

One can never be solipsistic enough – in my case, at least…

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-09-10 16:10:06 +0000

@The Man in the Iron Mask-you are in a baaaaad mood! I thought you had had a nice holiday?!! Life would be infinitely worse without the wonders of the www, repetitious or not. Anyway as my Englsh teacher said-there are only seven stories in the whole world-when I asked him what they were he couldn’t tell me. Mr Trippy has just provided the information…

Comment by Herbal Phil on 2012-09-10 19:18:35 +0000

You should have posted a blog about the seven wonders of my dick:

  1. It is 9 inches long!
  2. It is 9 inches long!
  3. It is 9 inches long!
  4. It is 9 inches long!
  5. It is 9 inches long!
  6. It is 9 inches long!
  7. It was only 6 inches long until I discovered this incredible ancient tantric herbal remedy that you can buy in bulk from me for a discount that is as huge as your dick will be once you start on a course of my pills.

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-09-10 19:36:30 +0000

What a dick!

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-09-10 21:48:21 +0000

I bet he measrues his extension with one of those wrongly marked up trick rulers on which 9 inches in only 6 inches anyway!

Comment by The Man in the Iron Mask on 2012-09-10 22:20:35 +0000

TWELVE INCH RULER – a great Junjo Lawes compilation! Listen to it and you won’t give a monkey’s about WHEN THE TWO SEVENS CLASH.

Comment by A. Cynic on 2012-09-11 14:10:48 +0000

I’m amazed you got more than seven comments on this one point!

Comment by The Man in the Iron Mask on 2012-09-11 16:47:58 +0000

‘Scratch a cynic and you will find a sentimental old fool’ (Flaubert or thereabouts)

Comment by Mariano Rajoy on 2012-09-11 16:51:18 +0000

I’m cynical but am I cynical enough?

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-09-11 17:15:56 +0000

Rajoy! Don’t you mean: “I’m sentimental but am I sentimental enough?”

Comment by Kid X on 2012-09-11 19:48:37 +0000

I’m sure there are a lot of readers like me who’d prefer it if you made your blogs shorter on words and added more pictures instead.

Comment by XYY Man on 2012-09-11 23:40:39 +0000

Pictures bah! Just post your private home sex videos, that’s the only way to get hits these days!

Comment by The Man in the Iron Mask on 2012-09-12 10:01:30 +0000

XY and Z ‘men’ – you just keep sucking on the great tit of corporate capital in the form(ula) of multi-channel tv, franchise film, the net and mobile phones. Apps are paps, and you’ve been infantilised by late capitalism, you fucking dummies and pacified numb bums. Get up and go dervish – there is still time.

Comment by Lucy Johnson on 2012-09-13 15:06:23 +0000

The Man in the Iron Mask is right…

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-09-13 22:44:06 +0000

The Man in the Iron Mask is always right!

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