This blog is designed to be heated from either frozen or thawed. Use a pot big enough to hold 1 to 1 ½ gallons of water. Bring water to a rolling boil. At least 24 hours earlier you should have printed out a copy of this blog, placed it in an supermarket carrier bag and frozen. Remove blog from your freezer (or fridge if you have defrosted it – please note once frozen this blog should always be defrosted in a fridge and never at room temperature), place in boiling water and set a timer according how soggy you like your prose. When the timer goes off, carefully pour the hot water and bagged blog into a colander that has been placed in a clean sink. Once all the water has drained, open the bag and carefully pour the blog into a serving dish and offer for sale as a work of art for £5000 (or your local currency equivalent). You should film the printing, freezing and boiling of this blog. Edited highlights may be posted on YouTube, Vimeo and other web platforms of your choice.
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!
Comment by Blaster Al Ackerman on 2012-06-23 23:06:00 +0000
I prefer to boil my underpants but my landlady complains whenever I do this! Could I come round to your place and boil my underpants on your gas ring?
Comment by David Ellis on 2012-06-23 23:23:22 +0000
I’m keen on the word ‘boil’.
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-23 23:28:28 +0000
Yes it has a lovely ring to it doesn’t it – and also brings to my mind that quote from Marx: “The bourgeoisie will remember my carbuncles until their dying day…”
Comment by Simon Smith on 2012-06-23 23:44:25 +0000
But isn’t broil and even better word than boil?
Comment by Junior Walker on 2012-06-23 23:49:44 +0000
Gimmie that Home cookin’!
Comment by Michael Roth on 2012-06-24 04:11:01 +0000
I followed the directions closely and it turned out perfect. I had it with some quinoa and fried veggies.
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-24 15:36:12 +0000
Groovy – you can’t beat a ten thousand dollar meal like that!
Comment by Fire Starter on 2012-06-24 16:09:18 +0000
I printed out this blog and tried broiling it – only to find it really caught fire!
Comment by Suck My Twenty-Something Armpit on 2012-06-24 16:15:46 +0000
I kept your blog down my underpants when I went out clubbing last night – and now it smells rank enough to please a sneaker sniffer!
Comment by Frank Discussion on 2012-06-24 18:47:54 +0000
This is even better than cutting up a newspaper article and pulling the words randomly out of a hat to create a poem…. Freezing and boiling ink-jet printed words results in them all disappearing. You’ve created a blank blog – anyone can read anything they want into this!
Comment by Indie Ian on 2012-06-24 19:49:46 +0000
What do you do if you don’t have a freezer?
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-24 22:18:05 +0000
Use ice or ask someone with a freezer to let you put your bagged blog in their freezer….
Comment by Anarcho Marko on 2012-06-24 22:50:01 +0000
You’ve been listening to old Adam and the Ants tunes again haven’t you! And specifically The Boil In The Bag Man which is available legitimately in the Ant Box, and on a slew of bootlegs.
Comment by Flip Wilson on 2012-06-24 23:27:19 +0000
This post and your blog are straight from the fridge daddio!
Comment by R. U. Sirius on 2012-06-25 13:03:47 +0000
Don’t you think this waters down the original outrageous premise of Web 2.0?
Comment by Juan Baker on 2012-06-25 14:27:47 +0000
Join the revolution against boring ready meals!
Comment by Hippie Chemist on 2012-06-25 15:45:30 +0000
If only it was as easy to make LSD as a boil in the bag blog!
Comment by James Black on 2012-06-25 19:25:15 +0000
So are you eating your own words?
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-25 22:25:31 +0000
No I’m selling them as art at £5000 a pop!
Comment by Sarah Brightman on 2012-06-26 20:17:27 +0000
I lost my heart to a boil in the bag blog!