I was going to repost my last blog under the almost new title above (I’ve changed the number and subheading) – but then figured it really would be too boring to do this. Besides if you want to read “The Most Boring Blog Post In The World Evah Pt 1: Supermarket stock control” two or more times, all you have to do is click on the link I’ve added to the title here and then you can go over it as much as you like!
But don’t forget kids that the French philosopher of vitalism Henri Bergson claimed repetition is the basis of all humour! So remember to laugh out loud when you read through this post a second time – and every time thereafter! And strangely enough Søren Kierkegaard – the first but sadly not the last existentialist philosopher – calls boredom the demonic side of pantheism and this is something I’ve pointed out more than once before! So laugh louder for me now!
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!
Comment by Jean Baudrillard on 2012-06-03 15:43:38 +0000
Rather than making an original comment would it be funnier if I just copied and pasted a comment from your previous blog?
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-03 23:33:28 +0000
Yes but you can’t just copy and paste since this blog doesn’t allow exact duplicate comments. You’ll have to make a subtle alteration such as changing a full stop into a comma – and that really is enough to do the trick!
Comment by Angelo Merkel on 2012-06-04 01:06:40 +0000
pt2 was a bit too exiting…
Comment by Andrea Duck on 2012-06-04 08:36:02 +0000
A blog made up of tweets would be more boring….
Comment by Rocikin' Robin on 2012-06-04 13:51:02 +0000
Comment by Søren Kierkegaard on 2012-06-04 15:32:19 +0000
Henri Bergson is dead!
Comment by Henri Bergson on 2012-06-04 17:57:03 +0000
Søren Kierkegaard is dead! And he’s been dead longer than me!
Comment by Marquis De Saddo on 2012-06-04 18:45:12 +0000
The three r’s of postmodernism are – repetition, repetition, repetition…..
Comment by Howard Shelley on 2012-06-04 22:02:51 +0000
I just came from nowhere and I’m heading straight back there…
Comment by Martha Rosler on 2012-06-04 22:57:50 +0000
stock control is a sikilled operation!
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-04 23:51:09 +0000
So is brain surgery but that doesn’t necessarily make it entertaining….
Comment by Kelvin Jones on 2012-06-05 14:21:42 +0000
Is this a repeat?
Comment by CNN on 2012-06-05 15:49:32 +0000
Can you say that again?
Comment by Kelvin Jones on 2012-06-05 17:43:46 +0000
Is this blog a repeat? Even if it isn’t this comment nearly is!
Comment by Louis Mitchell on 2012-06-05 18:23:28 +0000
I’m boring but am I boring enough?
Comment by Stephen King on 2012-06-05 19:12:01 +0000
This isn’t nearly as boring as my horror novels – aside from anything else it is way too short to compete with them on that score!
Comment by CNN on 2012-06-05 19:28:46 +0000
You can say that again!
Comment by Ignatius Pope on 2012-06-05 21:16:10 +0000
I’m the chairman of the bored.
Comment by CNN on 2012-06-05 22:05:17 +0000
You can say that again.
Comment by Burce Forsyth on 2012-06-05 23:08:34 +0000
Repeat after me: “Tedium isn’t enough, it’s gotta be downright dull and boring!’
Comment by Johnny Franks from the flats in Bow on 2012-06-23 04:17:14 +0000
Why bother with all that non dairy milk bollocks? If it’s for ‘health reasons’ why drink tea or coffee at all? In fact…why write this blog, you might strain a finger. There’ll be none of this bullshit in communism.
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-06-23 22:55:42 +0000
You may be crying in your beer over the fact that there’ll be none of your trolling bullshit in communism but the vast majority will be happy to see an end to your online (and indeed offline) obsessing. And just in case you failed to clock it there isn’t any mention of “non dairy milk bollocks” on this particular post. Have you always been this stupid and boring or is it just something you got into lately?