Free Beer

Tonight I witnessed a great way to get a free beer. I was in a small town pub with my friend Leon who ordered a pint of Fosters. The barmaid had slightly more than half-filled the glass when the barrel ran out. She said she’d have to go and get another keg and came back sometime later to tell us there wasn’t one – so she offered Leon the half-pint she’d pulled for free. Now that’s what I call a good price for a lager! And of course a stout drinker like me wouldn’t give an XXX for a more expensive lager! Although there are easier ways to get free beers –  like going to certain art openings and other cultural events – it’s always nice to get a drink on the house in a bar you’ve never been to before!
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – – you know it makes (no) sense!


Comment by Patti Smith on 2012-05-14 00:04:50 +0000

I prefer free money!

Comment by Steve Compton on 2012-05-14 17:15:04 +0000

You must have had a good night in the pub because this is way shorter than your usual posts… Wonder how many pints this was written on????

Comment by Alex Kervy on 2012-05-14 20:06:15 +0000

Beer pah! What about free vodka???

Comment by Edward Morgan Forster on 2012-05-14 21:22:24 +0000

We wouldn’t give an XXX for any other kind of lager at Howards End!

Comment by Dale Carnegie on 2012-05-14 21:57:48 +0000

there’s no such thing as a free beer…

Comment by Karen Verros on 2012-05-14 23:30:10 +0000

You just gotta know my mind! And it seems you do! Free beer groves me!

Comment by Skateboard Sam on 2012-05-15 00:01:36 +0000

I wanna go surfin’ on a sea of free beer!

Comment by Dead Eye Dick on 2012-05-15 00:30:00 +0000

I’m not interested in surfing – I just wanna drink a sea of free beer!

Comment by Blaster Al Ackerman on 2012-05-15 10:22:37 +0000

Are you drunk?

Comment by Jape Fukit on 2012-05-15 10:55:38 +0000

Buy me a beer, buy me two, tomorrow I will not remember you! I wanna get drunk, I wanna fuck shit up!

Comment by Sticky Smith on 2012-05-16 11:28:40 +0000

There’s nothing like sploshing about in beer – and if you get it for free even better!

Comment by Tom Johnson on 2012-05-16 13:21:32 +0000

It’s probably easier to get free beer in pubs in small towns than bars in big cities – but big cities also have way more free beer if you know where to get it….

Comment by Mike Barrett on 2012-05-16 14:33:14 +0000

Where have all the lager louts gone?

Comment by Wayne Rossi on 2012-05-16 15:33:19 +0000

anyone know any good anagrams you can make out of ‘beer’ or even ‘free beer’?

Comment by Jock Strap on 2012-05-16 22:47:40 +0000

The Scottish govermenment are introducing a minimum price per unit of alcohol – which might mean no more free beer north o’ the border (although hopefully the minimum price won’t apply if the booze is given away)…..

Comment by Bare Face on 2012-05-16 23:33:56 +0000

Strange sense of deja vu!

Comment by David ‘Oz" Zack on 2012-05-17 00:29:23 +0000

You can say that again!

Comment by Bare Face on 2012-05-17 13:37:16 +0000

Strange sense of deja vu…

Comment by Arthur Rimbaud on 2012-05-17 14:39:47 +0000

You can never step into the same sea of drunkenness twice….

Comment by Jussi on 2012-05-17 23:41:48 +0000

In Finland we prefer a bird’s nest of drunkenness to a sea of drunkenness!

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