### Comment by Time Traveller on 2009-01-04 22:28:52 +0000

I’ve had some auditing and now I’m not mad at you anymore…

### Comment by Tessie on 2009-01-04 22:29:36 +0000

Not even the Church of Scientology would waste time auditing a pastic ventriloquist doll who believes it’s the reincarnation of L Ron Hubbard even if she does have dangerous Jayne Mansfield engrams along her timetrack…

### Comment by Time Traveller on 2009-01-04 22:30:35 +0000

Let me repeat the question: do birds fly?

### Comment by I SHOT VALERIE SOLANAS on 2009-01-04 22:32:18 +0000

My foot suddenly started hurting.

### Comment by GUILTIES on 2009-01-04 22:34:30 +0000

Can anybody explain, like in less than 4 volumes of critical theory, what the Fluck and Law is going on? Am I to believe that Jimi Pig, who I thought I knew quite well, has a double, triple, multiple life as half of the people commenting on this blog or am I missing the point?

### Comment by The ‘Real’ Stewart Home on 2009-01-04 22:35:50 +0000

Oh you can sometimes find me down Charing Cross Road trying to take pictures of pigeons but it’s not something I tend to list amongst my interests…I suppose I just like to keep a little of myself back from the public gaze…

### Comment by K MAIL on 2009-01-04 22:38:02 +0000

Well since Stewart Home stopped writing novels and non-fiction books every ten minutes under many publishers he’s had a lot of time to catch up on being some of the characters he’s created, including Mister Trippy and, most famously, Michael K which despite his best franchising efforts has failed to take off in the same way as Luther Blissett in the multiple name chart rundown. The fact that Guilty Achievements believe they knew Michael K when he was a ‘real’ person only adds to the general sense of delirium in which this radical inauthenticity takes place. Now go to your room.

### Comment by The ‘Real’ Mister Trippy on 2009-01-04 22:39:48 +0000

Oh with all my social networking engagements (while drinking single malts) to deal with I’ve been trying to come up with a way to ‘be me’ while not having to ‘be’ ‘there’. The solution is auto-dialectics which combined with javascript allows bot-girls to ventriloquise ‘me’ so I can concentrate on bus timetables and anti-curational projects. It’s a (groove) sensation!

Toot Toot!

### Comment by Vivian Kilbride on 2009-01-04 23:08:55 +0000

Wasn’t that the first book made entirely from comments on Facebook artfully constructed to look like a normal narrative but with a few traditional Sci Fi jump cuts?

I have no idea

### Comment by mistertrippy on 2009-01-05 01:26:57 +0000

Me neither but I said yes in the hope that the person leaving the comment would come back and attempt to justify this outrageous claim! No doubt Stewart Home loves this type of adulation but really, I wouldn’t stand still for it myself!

### Comment by Michael Roth on 2009-01-05 06:12:12 +0000

Hey that was the poem that almost won me the Governor General’s Literary Award!
Unfortunately, most poetry competitions demand a submission fee so you have to pay for the privilege of putting your work into the competition. Now there’s a money scam …

### Comment by mistertrippy on 2009-01-05 11:17:15 +0000

Too right…. I’d never pay to enter a literary competition… but spam is great art, it rarely makes any economic sense!

### Comment by Mister Trippy on 2009-01-05 19:31:18 +0000

it is like soooo post-modern and just generally a groove… if you’re good at pretending to be yourself you can pretend to be anyone and really believe you are them. I went around for a while there myself going “toot toot” and really genuinely thinking I was a train (although it was probably only the skunk…)….

### Comment by mistertrippy on 2009-01-06 01:55:32 +0000

Me too, but then since we may be the same person that’s probably not so surprising!

### Comment by kncln on 2009-01-06 07:00:41 +0000

STEWART HOME IS A NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM

### Comment by mistertrippy on 2009-01-06 14:11:30 +0000

STEWART HOME DOES NOT EXIST, NOR DOES MICHAEL K!

### Comment by kncln on 2009-01-06 16:40:35 +0000

NIGERIAN MONEY SCAMS DO NOT EXIST! STEWART HOME MUST BE CREATED!

### Comment by mistertrippy on 2009-01-06 17:40:28 +0000

And I’m sure you’ve got the anti-systemic science and tech to do that!

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