You've Read This Blog Before!

  1. If you’re a time traveller from the future with a special interest in this little corner of cyberspace…
  2. If you consider contemporary writing to be thrillingly unoriginal and you see this blog as just words other have used before with some very minor variations in their order.
  3. If you’re into the late-seventies Boston band The Nervous Eaters and you realise I’m just riffing on their tune “You’ve Heard These Chords Before”….
  4. If having read this blog as it was originally posted in March 2012 on the Stewart Home Society site you then came across it copied and pasted elsewhere – or even reposted at more or less the same place…
  5. If having come across this blog copied and pasted elsewhere or reposted here, you’ve now discovered the original blog…
    6 If you liked this post so much you’ve come back to read it again….
  6. You’re experiencing a strange sense of deja vu….
  7. You’re really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten this high… you didn’t take enough acid to get this high… even your playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get outta here… one two three four… you can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much acid… too many colours blown up in your face…
  8. You could swear someone else wrote this….
  9. You’re sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…
    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

Comments

Comment by BTO on 2012-03-18 18:50:20 +0000

Yeah, I’ve read your blog before but you ain’t read this comment yet…..

Comment by Bradley Wood on 2012-03-18 19:58:36 +0000

I’ll grab my wigg an jostle on over.

Comment by Sharon Fly on 2012-03-18 22:07:19 +0000

You’ve clearly learnt the three ‘r’s’ of postmodernism – repetition, repetition, repetition….

Comment by I Was Mister Trippy’s Double on 2012-03-18 22:35:31 +0000

I could have sworn I’d been to this site before but now I’ve read some of the posts I see it is new to me. Anyway, I’m very glad I found it.

Comment by I Was Stewart Home’s Double on 2012-03-19 00:01:35 +0000

I could have sworn somebody else said that!

Comment by Kellie Gillespie-Wright on 2012-03-19 00:28:07 +0000

I’ve read it twice before and written it three times before that…

Comment by Art Whore on 2012-03-19 00:49:46 +0000

Strange sense of deja vu!

Comment by Billy The Fink on 2012-03-19 01:49:12 +0000

I’m sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…

Comment by Christopher Nosnibor on 2012-03-19 01:53:21 +0000

You can say that again!

Comment by Billy The Fink on 2012-03-19 01:53:57 +0000

I’m sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky!

Comment by Blog Lover on 2012-03-19 13:20:31 +0000

You can post this blog again!

Comment by Delegate From The People of the Future on 2012-03-19 16:11:32 +0000

I’ve read this blog before….

Comment by Heraclitus on 2012-03-19 16:54:17 +0000

You can’t step in to the same blog post twice – the comments change all the time. Everything flows, nothing stays still….

Comment by Fan Boy on 2012-03-20 01:25:30 +0000

Your words have got me really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten me this high… you didn’t write a long enough blog to get me this high… even my playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get me outta here… one two three four… I can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much psychedelic prose… too many colours blown up in my face…

Comment by Jean Baudrillard on 2012-03-20 11:38:46 +0000

You’ve Read This Blog Before!

  1. If you’re a time traveller from the future with a special interest in this little corner of cyberspace…
  2. If you consider contemporary writing to be thrillingly unoriginal and you see this blog as just words other have used before with some very minor variations in their order.
  3. If you’re into the late-seventies Boston band The Nervous Eaters and you realise I’m just riffing on their tune “You’ve Heard These Chords Before”….
  4. If having read this blog as it was originally posted in March 2012 on the Stewart Home Society site you then came across it copied and pasted elsewhere – or even reposted at more or less the same place…
  5. If having come across this blog copied and pasted elsewhere or reposted here, you’ve now discovered the original blog…
    6 If you liked this post so much you’ve come back to read it again….
  6. You’re experiencing a strange sense of deja vu….
  7. You’re really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten this high… you didn’t take enough acid to get this high… even your playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get outta here… one two three four… you can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much acid… too many colours blown up in your face…
  8. You could swear someone else wrote this….
  9. You’re sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…
    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – http://www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-03-20 14:51:13 +0000

You can say that again – or rather you can’t because my WordPress blogging software doesn’t allow exact repetition of comments. Still if you changed the punctuation at the end of the last sentence from an ‘!’ to a ‘.’ it would get through!

Comment by Jean Baudrillard on 2012-03-20 16:43:39 +0000

You’ve Read This Blog Before!

  1. If you’re a time traveller from the future with a special interest in this little corner of cyberspace…
  2. If you consider contemporary writing to be thrillingly unoriginal and you see this blog as just words other have used before with some very minor variations in their order.
  3. If you’re into the late-seventies Boston band The Nervous Eaters and you realise I’m just riffing on their tune “You’ve Heard These Chords Before”….
  4. If having read this blog as it was originally posted in March 2012 on the Stewart Home Society site you then came across it copied and pasted elsewhere – or even reposted at more or less the same place…
  5. If having come across this blog copied and pasted elsewhere or reposted here, you’ve now discovered the original blog…
    6 If you liked this post so much you’ve come back to read it again….
  6. You’re experiencing a strange sense of deja vu….
  7. You’re really stoned… really tripping… out of… you’ve gone and… you shouldn’t have gotten this high… you didn’t take enough acid to get this high… even your playthings walked to Saturn… bend pencil erasers… delicious… apples explode into butterflies… you gotta get outta here… one two three four… you can hardly see… tombs interlocking… too much acid… too many colours blown up in your face…
  8. You could swear someone else wrote this….
  9. You’re sitting on a frosted snowflake in a purple bubble in the sky…
    And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – http://www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense.

Comment by Jean-François Lyotard on 2012-03-20 21:17:34 +0000

You can’t say that again without changing it! That’s the nature of the post-modern condition!

Comment by Larry Gagosian on 2012-03-20 23:02:05 +0000

You should have been there the night postmodernism came out of the grave!

Comment by Post Modern Paradox on 2012-03-21 10:46:11 +0000

I would have read it before if I wasn’t illiterate….

Comment by Betty Boolean on 2012-03-21 14:53:27 +0000

I think I already read this

Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-03-22 14:58:11 +0000

Nice one! And I bet you laughed even harder the second time than the first!

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