“Amy Hastings” sent me a friend request on Facebook on 12 February 2012. I think “she” had four or five friends by the time I accepted. She didn’t have a profile picture or any other photos up on “her” page. I waited to see what happened next and wasn’t particularly surprised when “Amy” sent me an unsolicited message. Here it is followed by my and “her” replies:
Amy Hastings on February 13: I have some really erotic photoz, but I can’t post them here. Do you have an email or mobile number I can send them to? That is if you want to view them.
Stewart Home on February 13: I wouldn’t want to view them if they contain anything illegal or feature anyone under the age of 21. If you can clarify what these are and assure me that they don’t feature anyone under 21 then I may be interested. Thanks.
Amy Hastings on February 15: I relaly (sic) am turned on so I put tgoether a page clcik (sic) to http://******* betetr (sic) sign up clarfiy (sic) you’re 18+ ok giong (sic) to in aasp (sic) my usernmae (sic) is missE934 see u three (sic)
Stewart Home on February 15: Sorry but if this isn’t dodgy can you please answer my questions. Are you able to assure me your pictures don’t feature anyone under 21 or anything illegal? Until I know that I won’t go and look at them. If you don’t answer my questions then I will assume that the material in question is illegal. Thanks.
When after 10 days I heard nothing more from “Amy” I unfriended her. “She” still didn’t have a profile picture but by this time had 50 friends. I haven’t checked out the link “she” sent me as I wasn’t interested in her ‘erotic photoz’: I was just curious to see to what extent ‘she’d’ engage with me – and if ‘she’ had I would have gone on to tell her I found the number of typos in her messages a huge turn off and to insist politely but firmly that ‘she’ needed use a spell checker to sex ‘herself’ up!
And while you’re at it don’t forget to check – www.stewarthomesociety.org – you know it makes (no) sense!
Comments
Comment by The Real Bruce Le on 2012-03-08 01:40:45 +0000
I go to cleverbot.com to talk dirty with the bot! Bruce Li cannot find this site as he is still on dial-up 😀
Comment by Bruce Li on 2012-03-08 02:22:10 +0000
I got so many groupies chasing me I ain’t got time for cybersex or broadband!
Comment by Betty Boolean on 2012-03-08 11:21:07 +0000
I, m training my bot at the mo, have to do all the cybersex myself till then…. there’s some right old pervs on the internet can tell you!
Comment by Dr. Wus on 2012-03-08 15:31:20 +0000
Try to keep it clean|
Comment by Michelle Martin-Wallace on 2012-03-08 16:16:37 +0000
I do agree, poor spelling and grammar = MAJOR TURN OFF!
Comment by Condom Aversion on 2012-03-08 17:21:08 +0000
Cyber sex is great sex coz it is safe sex and you don’t even need to use a condom!
Comment by King Tim Dotcom on 2012-03-08 21:51:50 +0000
Once you’ve had cyber sex you’ll never want meat sex again!
Comment by Amy Hastings on 2012-03-08 22:43:34 +0000
You should have looked at my erotic photoz, then you wouldn’t have doubted that I’m a woman. Seeing is believing.
Comment by Digital Playgirl on 2012-03-09 14:57:58 +0000
I use Rapidshare to store all my erotic photoz – it’s a down and dirty second home to lil ole naked me!
Comment by Spam Eater on 2012-03-09 17:14:47 +0000
And let me say it once again you don’t need Viagra (or a 9 inch cock) if you’re a bloke or huge boobs if you’re a woman to have great sex online!
Comment by Odour Eater on 2012-03-09 17:46:25 +0000
That’s what I hate about pornography and cyber sex. They are so clean. There are no smells and smeill is what I dig!
Comment by Silver Fox on 2012-03-09 18:53:45 +0000
You’re never alone on the internet – some cop or hacker is always snooping on you – cyber sex is by default group sex.
Comment by A City Gent on 2012-03-09 21:03:08 +0000
I tried to look at Amy’s erotic photoz but all I got was a lousy virus!
Comment by Wally Hope on 2012-03-10 01:14:33 +0000
I can dig it!
Comment by Violette Leduc on 2012-03-10 14:31:42 +0000
There’s nothing like cheap rushed explosive sex!
Comment by Joan Jetée on 2012-03-10 18:10:55 +0000
I’m not on Facebook because it comes completely from American high school year books. And I spent a lot of time hiding in the school basement when the photographers were going around doing the pictures for those. Wouldn’t come out until it was all over.
Comment by Onan The Barbarian on 2012-03-10 21:28:12 +0000
Cybersex, also called computer sex, Internet sex, netsex, mudsex, TinySex and, colloquially, cybering, is a virtual sex encounter in which two or more persons connected remotely via computer network send each other sexually explicit messages describing a sexual experience. It is a form of sexual roleplay in which the participants pretend they are having actual sex. In one form, this fantasy sex is accomplished by the participants describing their actions and responding to their chat partners in a mostly written form designed to stimulate their own sexual feelings and fantasies.
Cybersex sometimes includes real life masturbation. The quality of a cybersex encounter typically depends upon the participants’ abilities to evoke a vivid, visceral mental picture in the minds of their partners. Imagination and suspension of disbelief are also critically important. Cybersex can occur either within the context of existing or intimate relationships, e.g. among lovers who are geographically separated, or among individuals who have no prior knowledge of one another and meet in virtual spaces or cyberspaces and may even remain anonymous to one another. In some contexts cybersex is enhanced by the use of a webcam to transmit real-time video of the partners.
Channels used to initiate cybersex are not necessarily exclusively devoted to that subject, and participants in any Internet chat may suddenly receive a message with any possible variation of the text “Wanna cyber?”, “Wanna cam?” or a request for “C2C”/”C4C” (“cam to cam” and “cam for cam”, respectively).
Cybersex is commonly performed in Internet chat rooms (such as IRC, talkers or web chats) and on instant messaging systems. It can also be performed using webcams, voice chat systems like Skype, or online games and/or virtual worlds like Second Life. The exact definition of cybersex—specifically, whether real-life masturbation must be taking place for the online sex act to count as cybersex—is up for debate. It is also fairly frequent in online role-playing games, such as MUDs and MMORPGs, though approval of this activity varies greatly from game to game. Some online social games like Red Light Center are dedicated to cybersex and other adult behaviors. These online games are often called AMMORPGs. In other games of the wider MMORPG genre, it ranges from widely accepted to the point of game masters/moderators taking part, such as in Final Fantasy Online, to moderated based on player reports, as in World of Warcraft, to grounds for a suspension from play or a permanent banishment, as in EVE Online and Anarchy Online.
Cybersex may also be accomplished through the use of avatars in a multiuser software environment. It is often called mudsex or netsex in MUDs. In TinyMUD variants, particularly MUCKs, the term TinySex (TS) is very common.
Though text-based cybersex has been in practice for decades, the increased popularity of webcams has raised the number of online partners using two-way video connections to “expose” themselves to each other online—giving the act of cybersex a more visual aspect. There are a number of popular, commercial webcam websites that allow people to openly masturbate on camera while others watch them. Using similar sites, couples can also perform on camera for the enjoyment of others.
Cybersex differs from phone sex in that it offers a greater degree of anonymity and allows participants to meet partners more easily. A good deal of cybersex takes place between partners who have just met online. Unlike phone sex, cybersex in chat rooms is rarely commercial. In online worlds like Second Life and via webcam-focused chat services, however, Internet sex workers engage in cybersex in exchange for both virtual and real-life currency.
Comment by Adge Cutler on 2012-03-10 22:46:20 +0000
Once you’ve had cider sex you’ll never want cyber sex again!
Comment by George Washington on 2012-03-11 13:50:54 +0000
In cyber space we are all created equal and a mouse click is as good as a gang bang.
Comment by Superannuated Lolita on 2012-03-12 15:51:08 +0000
I want ice cream!
Comment by Marg Remington on 2012-03-19 01:42:34 +0000
Are you sure she isn’t employed by the NY Jets’ rivals to distract them?
Comment by mistertrippy on 2012-03-19 01:47:51 +0000
You might have a point there – and she might also spy for the FBI….